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Johnson Up!

Artist: Tina Knowledgeable Peden
Artist's Description
A mantra for the millennium man!

Genre(s): Hip-hop/Rap, General Hip Hop, General Rap, General R-n-B
Mood(s): Complex, Positive, Repetitive, Thoughtful
Style(s): Blaxploitation, Inspirational, Motivational
Language(s): English
Extended License:$700.00

Johnson Up!

By Tina Knowledgeable Peden
Verse 1/Chorus:

Hey brother,

did you have a bad day so you took

it out on your woman and brought

her verbally down?

Wanna' rebound?

Then Johnson up!

Straight up!

Say Sorry up!

Admit yo' ass was to blame and you

was wrong up!

Buy your woman some flowers or

candy or cook her dinner as a nice

way to make up!

Commit to doing better in the future up!

But most of all, verbally lift your Queen's

spirits because she damn well deserves

it the hell up!

Get the picture up!

Verse 2/Chorus:

Hey brother,

did you get a girl pregnant then say the

kid ain't yours being all damn low down?

Wanna' rebound?

Then Johnson up!

Straight up!

Take paternal parental responsibility up!

Take any decent job or take yo' ass back

to school to provide for your new kid up!

Pay as much as you can in child support

or open up a savings account and save,

save, save up!

Take a lamaze class and meet other new

parents up!

Go out and buy a colorful onesie up!

But most of all, support the mother of your

child, despite any differences, because she

sure as hell needs you at this time the hell up!

Verse 3/Chorus:

Hey brother,

when you and your homeboys are clowning

around, do you often refer to women as

bitches and hoes stupidly thinking ya'll are

getting down?

Wanna' rebound?

Then Johnson up!

Straight up!

Ask yourself would you want your homies

calling your mama, sister or female child

these sick-ass names, come on brother,

real up!

Remember brother that a strong sensual

woman can do anything that a stereotypical

macho male can do so wake up!

And dude, if a woman has a so called

tramp stamp on her back, you can have

your opinions but keep them to yourself

because it ain't none of yo' business up!

And baby boy, just because a women dresses

sexy or barely wears any clothes doesn't mean

that she's easy or a slut up! So shutup!

Bro, work to free your mind of these stereotypes

by educating yourself and your homeboys the hell up!

But most of all, try to be a gentleman to women as much

as you possibly can by verbally respecting women

especially in front of impressionable young men the hell up!

Verse 4/Chorus:

Hey brothers,

now that I have given ya'll the ultimate female low down .....

Now you have all of the tools to maintain and if need be to

always rebound!

So Bro, if ever in the future you screw up, simply direct

your dick skyward and Johnson up!

Again bro, dick skyward, literally straight up!

Bro, do it all old school R&B Temptations style and

"Treat Her Like A Lady" up!

And if you majorly fxxx up then go to prison, serve

your time and rehabilitate the hell up!

Always try to be a good role model to young and other

brothers because you have the ability to inspire and

educate up!

Don't be scared to show love and affection outwardly

towards your woman for fear you'll be called a pansy up!

Scream it from the tree tops that you are a strong-ass,

grown-ass woman supporting equal opportunity man

till you die up!

And most of all, tweak, be creative and do anything else

that you can think of to make yourself a better man who

exhibits respectful behavior towards women up!

Again bro, direct your dick skyward, straight up!

Always and forever bro, remember to Johnson up!


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